February 2012
HAPPY 26TH BIRTHDAY JAMES AND OLIVER!!!!!!!
smellslikeweasleyspirit:
I hope these two have a fantastical day filled with awesomeness.
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
when eating food that doesn't taste good
regular people: ew this tastes like shit/ass
my friend: THIS TASTES LIKE THE INSIDE OF A COLON, or, THIS TASTES LIKE THE WALL OF A UTERUS
When someone says Tumblr sucks.