castielcampbell:

221pies-in-the-tardis:

selizabeth22:

ultrafacts:

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Why is George holding the phone upside down?

isn’t the fact that he’s george bush enough of an answer ?

Is no one going to talk about the SQUIRRELS that hunt DOGS in Russia??

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

vandigo:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.

growingbabym:

latterdayskank:

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

You know, for sickos

Is it weird that the first think I thought about doing if I had that was covering myself in it and making a home made slip and slide hahahaha.

h0rty:

represent

h0rty:

represent

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

f0rbetterorworse:

still the greatest thing ever.

f0rbetterorworse:

still the greatest thing ever.

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are